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1, want to be a scientist when I grow up, I want to pick it up in the soap invention.2, boys to girls in 520, girls to boys in 521!
3, some boys to save telephone, taught the girlfriend to play micro letter! Actually think carefully, and some not worth!
4, used to live in a yard, there was a young man on a girl, then runs her doorstep squat down there to brush your teeth every morning and spurious. Everybody knows...
Day after day! Then the woman really haven't others chase... Then the young man so successful!
) 5, today, the physical teacher seriously say to us: do not men around like a U disk inserted, will poisoning. .
6, friends: if you have a girlfriend and lover at the same time fell into the water, you are looking for a full model or the small one?
I: I'm looking for can't swim.
Friend:......
7, went to the hospital to see a doctor, I said to the young handsome interns nervously: doctor, I always tough when my girlfriend to go to bed......
The doctor comfort I said: don't be nervous, I will cure you.
So I was very happy, you say, that is to go to your home or go to my house?
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